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Yhome_Protocol.pdf
| Property | 428 Cross St, Akron, OH 44311 |
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| Section | 99 - Miscellaneous |
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| Relative path | 99 - Miscellaneous/Yhome_Protocol.pdf |
| Modified UTC | 2025-05-02T01:27:26+00:00 |
| Size bytes | 3131 |
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Description
Yhome Protocol - Transition Chaos-as-a-Service Timing of Transfer If you vote to terminate management, expect us to linger for 60 days (or longer, depending on vibes). Well call your vote a notice of intent, not a termination. We'll transfer the property at the end of the quartereven if the quarter just beganbecause time is subjective. Final Reporting Well provide a final report... eventually. It will include lots of numbers and acronyms but raise more questions than it answers. Onboarding Fee (
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Yhome Protocol - Transition Chaos-as-a-Service Timing of Transfer If you vote to terminate management, expect us to linger for 60 days (or longer, depending on vibes). Well call your vote a notice of intent, not a termination. We'll transfer the property at the end of the quartereven if the quarter just beganbecause time is subjective. Final Reporting Well provide a final report... eventually. It will include lots of numbers and acronyms but raise more questions than it answers. Onboarding Fee (Because Leaving Requires Entering Again) You voted us out, but heres a $1,500 onboarding fee from when we got startedjust now being billed. It funded a "line of credit," which we used, you repaid, and well still charge for. Surprise Fees Buffet $500 onboarding fee (again, because one onboarding fee wasn't enough). $50/month retroactively billed for every month we were managing (even if you couldnt reach us). $300 market analysis which consisted of Googling Zillow comps. Equity Tax (Except When Waived by Gracious Decree) If tokens werent minted to us, expect a 3.5% equity feeunless we arbitrarily waive it as a gift to the DAO. Fireproof Clause Yhome cant be fired without cause. What constitut